7 Lists Of 7 (8/9/09)

7 Best Twins second basemen (because we need one so badly right now!)

1. Rod Carew – no contest! Not the cleanest fielding 2B but we could sure use that bat.

2. Chuck Knoblauch – He was awesome for the years he was a player here.

3. Tim Teufel – Played two terrific seasons for the team before being unwisely traded to the Mets.

4. Rob Wilfong – Played five seasons here and had a career year in 1979. Traded w/P Doug Corbett to the Angels for Tom Brunansky.

5. John Castino – Switched to 2B from 3B when Carew became the starting 1B. Castino played two solid years at second before back injuries ended his career.

6. Bernie Allen – He had an amazing rookie year, a decent second year but couldn’t stop the downward spiral. Eventually was traded to the new Washington franchise.

7. Cesar Tovar – He was actually a utility infielder and really didn’t play a lot of 2B, but when he did he did his bat was in the lineup – and that’s why I include him here.

7 favorite Beatles songs

1. Something – Music & Words by George Harrison. Still, and always, my favorite.

2. Penny Lane – Music & Words by John Lennon & Paul McCartney. A great song that is mostly filled with reminiscences of McCartney’s youth.

3. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds – Music & Words by Lennon/McCartney. Inspired by a drawing that Lennon’s son Julian did of his friend Lucy.

4. In My Life – Music & Words by Lennon/McCartney. Similar to Penny Lane, this song is a walk down memory lane for Lennon.

5. Back In The U.S.S.R/Dear Prudence – Music & Words by Lennon/McCartney. The song medley that famously opens the group’s ‘White Album’ has an interesting inspiration which you can read all about at Wikipedia.

6. I Am The Walrus – Music & Words by Lennon/McCartney. Lennon composed most of this gobbledygook of lyrics when he learned that the English master at his former grammar school was making the class analyze Beatles lyrics.

7. I Need You - Another Harrison composition, this first appeared on the album soundtrack for the movie ‘Help!’.

7 favorite Cary Grant films

1. ‘North By Northwest’ – Director Alfred Hitchcock’s undisputed classic and maybe the grandest adventure film ever made. Easily Grant’s best.

2. ‘Bringing Up Baby’ – Considered by film buffs and film critics alike as the definitive screwball comedy.

3. ‘The Philadelphia Story’ – A great comedy with the can’t miss star trio of Grant, Jimmy Stewart & Katherine Hepburn.

4. ‘Gunga Din’ – Another great adventure story also with a can’t miss star trio of Grant, Victor McLaglen and Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

5. ‘Notorious’ – An earlier teaming with director Hitchcock, co-starring with Ingrid Bergman & Claude Rains in a terrific, suspenseful film.

6. ‘Arsenic And Old Lace’ – Funny, funny movie about two kindly old women “helping lonely old men to find happiness” in 1941 Brooklyn, NY.

7. ‘That Touch Of Mink’ – The only teaming of Grant & Doris Day and a classic comedy that should not be missed.

7 favorite Ben & Jerry’s flavors (subject to change without notice!)

1. Cherry Garcia

2. Chunky Monkey

3. Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch

4. Karamel Sutra

5. Imagine Whirled Peace

6. Butter Pecan

7. Strawberry Cheesecake

7 worst pickup lines I’ve overheard

1. “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”

2. “I have Sinatra tickets!”

3. “Did you see today’s ‘Marmaduke’ comic strip?”

4. “I’m a close personal friend of Sid Hartman.”

5. “If you want clean towels for the restroom I can make that happen.”

6. “Somebody farted. Let’s get out of here!”

7. (Please fill this in by leaving me your suggestions in the comments below)

7 best books by Kurt Vonnegut

1. Cat’s Cradle

2. The Sirens of Titan

3. Slaughterhouse-Five

4. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

5. Jailbird

6. Welcome to the Monkey House

7. Mother Night

7 worst moves people have made in Yahoo! fantasy baseball this week

1. Picking up Minnesota P Glen Perkins off the waiver wire. He’s clearly suffering from arm fatigue and lost his spot in the rotation.

2. Cutting Baltimore OF Luke Scott. He’s mired in a hitting slump right now but he’ll come out of it soon – by which time someone else will have picked him up.

3. Cutting San Francisco 2B Freddy Sanchez. Why??? All he does is hit .300 or better and score runs! I don’t get this at all…especially knowing that the owner needed him – badly!

4. Picking up Pittsburgh P Tom Gorzelanny. He’s absolutely awful with completely inferior stats. Why do you want to sabotage your own team?!?!?

5. Cutting Florida OF Cody Ross. He’s hitting a marginal .260 but he’s got unquestionable power numbers. Like Luke Scott he’s a keeper.

6. Picking up Toronto P Mark Rzepczynski. Huh? The rookie left-hander has to start against the power lineups of the Yankees & Red Sox. No way I risk this move.

7. Picking up Toronto P Scott Downs. Hey, genius, I cut him because he lost the closer’s role – that and the fact that he pretty much sucked! An absolute waste of a move.


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